What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
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Then came..
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
No way
So they tried
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So, the docs changed it to read
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Everyone loved it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Catatonics & High Colonics
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Nuts and Butts
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No, not a chance
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Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...